Sakes alive!  Praise Jeebus!  Benevolent Biggie! Holy Hat!  You wanna hear the dopest, freshest, illingest, beastist, pwningest track EVAR?  Damn right, you do!  This track comes from the LSU TigerZ posse of their “Owning Oregon” EP. Da fresh shit is called “Beast Mode.”  This track is so awesome it’ll make you wanna walk around all day in Purple & Gold pimp attire whilst tugging on your junk!!  Look out, ladies (and ‘hos)!

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The only thing more awesome than a dope ass hip-hop track is a dope ass hip-hop track set to MUTHAFUCKIN’ FOOSBALL HIGHLIGHTS.  OMG, America fucking rocks.  They don’t have hip hop foosball highlights in Commieland or in Americahaterville, & you know this, doods.

And the only thing more awesome than a dope ass track set to muthafuckin’ foosball highlights is, of course, Chuck Norris & a 3 wolves & moon t-shirt.

Geaux Awesome things!

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