Chuck Norris wears Honey Badger underoos!

There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the monitor. The Honey Badger is now controlling the transmission. The Honey Badger controls the horizontal and the vertical.  The Honey Badger can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. The Honey Badger can shape your vision to anything his imagination can conceive. For the next hour The Honey Badger will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits of the Honey Badger.


All your turnovers are belong to the Honey Badger 


If he can fend off the wiles of women, there is no limit to The Honey Badger… 

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