How Do You Stump An Ole Miss Fan? Ask Them For Directions To Atlanta Or Omaha.

Posted: November 16, 2011 in Stupid Stuff
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Well, it’s Ole Miss (GEAUX TO HELL!) week for the LSU Tigers in what was once a really big rivalry.  But in the past decade, outside of the Eli Manning years, LSU has definitely reached another echelon for their program whilst Ole Miss (GEAUX TO HELL!) has fallen on hard times.  Actually, the fall is apropos considering even the competitiveness the Rebels had during Eli’s tenure ended falling on hard times, so to speak.

But this year Ole Miss (GEAUX TO HELL!) has fallen so hard so fast that they’ve resorted to giving up the LSU game a week before it’s even started & have decided to concentrate on winning the party with #wintheparty.  That’s terrific, fellas.  It’s that sort of never say die attitude that no doubt led to the North winning the War of Northern Aggression.  But what do I expect from a program that hasn’t won an SEC title since Kennedy was alive (who coincidentally, like Ole Miss’ [GEAUX TO HELL!] program, was killed the very same year of 1963) & worshipped a QB that won exactly fuck all in terms of conference or national championships at Ole Miss (GEAUX TO HELL!)

Furthermore, an already monumental task got even tougher when outgoing coach, the Right Reverend Houston “Giggity” Nutt, suspended 3 key players including the starting QB, Randall Mackey, & team top rusher, Jeff Scott.

So, good luck with your #wintheparty movement & it’s completely overrated chicken fingers under a chandelier fare.  Good luck with your croakies & your cocktail dresses & your Walk of Champions though ye have won naught since Vaught.  It’s the kind of gimmick that you resort to when you get your ass handed to you by Louisiana Tech on your home field & have to face a juggernaut in your own confines.  So, #wintheparty this week.

Funny thing is, as a Tiger fan I know what it’s like to party in Atlanta (FFS, even Mississippi St. has been to Atlanta! LULZ!) & New Orleans as well as Omaha (Ole Miss At Home Again) for that matter.  Ole Miss has the Grove.  (sarcastic loud clap)  That’s cute, Hotty Toddy.  LSU has party campii in 3 different towns where championships have been won on multiple occasions.  I’ll take our parties there any day.  In fact, you can watch us on tv in Atlanta & New Orleans #wintheparty on a big stage again….

I’ll get you a towel, Ole Miss (GEAUX TO HELL!)

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Finally, highlights from last week’s game against the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers:

Only Tiger fans could sit through a 42-9 win & worry about it being lackluster (facepalm)

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