The Euro Quarterfinals begin today with Tomas Rosicky’s Czech Republic taking on Portugal & their douchey diving duo, Cristiano Ronaldo & Nani Nani Boo Boo.

Nani showing one of his more elaborate dives…


Portugal looks in good form & Cristiano Ronaldo could have had 4 or 5 goals last time out against the Netherlands.  The Portuguese have defeated Denmark & the Netherlands, respectively, folling their opening match loss against Germany.  Ronaldo’s so-so start has seen him burst into form, though he could’ve scored several more than he’s bagged, & included this slick & sick bit of skill:

1339961258914 Gif: Cristiano Ronaldos outrageous touch & turn (Portugal) v HollandMessi’s still better, Ronaldo! Bazinga!

The Czechs on the other hand, have scraped past Greece & co-hosts Poland following their 4-1 drubbing at the hands of now bowed out, Russia.  If I were still a betting man, though I will be pulling for the Czechs, I’d have to put money on Portugal to win this one. I’d go for 2-1 or 3-1 to the Iberians.  I still dig Czech chicks though… awhoooooooooooooooo… Czech chicks are porn’s secret weapon! Or… um, so I’ve heard from a friend.  Of a friend.  Who was doing research for um a sociology paper.  Yeah, that’s it, sociology.  Go Czechs!

Anyway, Cristiano Ronaldo, you betta Czech yourself before you wreck yourself!

This should be the Czech Republic’s national anthem… AMIRITE?!

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