Ajacied defender, Jan Vertonghen, has agreed a deal to join the mightily, massive mind-the-gappers of Lasagnaham Hotsp*r & their revolution under Andre Flavor-Of-The-Month-Boas.  There was some hope The Verminator’s former central defensive partner would join us at Arsenal but obviously Fartonghen an affinity for shitting his pants & letting gaps get closed.  Fartonghen would rather join the greatest Sp*rs team in 50 years instead of the worst Arsenal team under Wenger that still finished ahead of Gappenham.  It’s ok, Jan, I wouldn’t want to compete with hunky Olivier Giroud for groupies either.

Here’s to hoping Fartonghen enjoys lots of delicious lasagna & maybe some niggling injuries or two during his time at Lasagnaham Gapsp*r.

Graphic representation of Sp*rs missing out on the Champions’ League platform

Not too big of a loss since Fartonghen to Arsenal was more rumor than any actual deal but I generally do hold Ajacied players in high regard.

So, not really Arsenal news at all but I didn’t feel like writing about Arsenalgeddon/Boardroom Civil War again.  So there ya have it.

In American soccer player news, Charlie Davies is moving to Randers of Denmark & Michael Bradley might be on the cusp of joining Serie A’s AS Roma.  With RvP gone, maybe Wenger can go out & get Clint Dempsey then?  MAKE IT HAPPEN, WENGER. LOL.  If Arsenal buy Clint Dempsey, I’ll buy my 1st official Arsenal jersey customized with Deuce’s name & #.  Believe dat!

PS Machine Head has several albums that just blooooooooowwwwwww.  Geez, a very overrated band.  I’m listening to some of their stuff as I type this b/c I thought they were supposed to be a decent band.  They’re not.

Updated signing/departures list (updates in red):
Confirmed signings: Olivier Giroud (Montpellier), Lukas Podolski (1. FC Köln)
Confirmed departures: Manuel Almunia (released), Geroge Brislen-Hall (released), Alban Bunjaku (Sevilla), Joel Campbell (Real Betís-loan), Denílson (São Paulo-loan), Gavin Hoyte (released), Sean McDermott (released), Jernade Meade (released), Rhys Murphy (Telsar Velsen), Sanchez Watt (released)

Likely signings: ?
Likely departures: Andrei Arshavin (Zenit Saint-Petersburg), Niklas Bendtner, Marouane Chamakh (Fiorentina, Valencia-loan),  Łukasz Fabiański, Vito Mannone (Hull City), Chu/Ju-Young Park, Sébastian Squillaci (Bastia),  Robert van Persie (Juventus/Manchester City), Carlos Vela

Possible signings: Hatem Ben Arfa (Newcastle United), Etienne Capoue (Toulouse), Clint Dempsey (Fulham), Stevan Jovetic (Fiorentina), Robert Lewandowski (Borussia Dortmund), Hugo Lloris (Lyon), Victor Moses (Wigan Athletic), Yann M’Vila (Rennes), Kenneth Udjus (Sogndal), Jan Vertonghen (Ajax Amsterdam), Emiliano Viviano (Palermo)
Possible departures: Benik Afobe (loan), Johann Djourou (Napoli), Conor Henderson (Charlton Athletic-loan), Henri Lansbury, Ignasi Miquel (Brighton & Hove Albion- loan), Aaron Ramsey (Fulham), Theo Walcott (Chelsea, Juventus, PSG)

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