Great Moments In Spam Comments; 8/20

Posted: August 20, 2012 in Great Moments In Spam Comments
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Yeah, sometimes opening your inbox feels kind of like this…

Welcome to the second edition of Great Moments In Spam Comments, Nuggeteerz.  It’s errabody’s new favorite segment which is sweeping cyberspace 0.001 MB at a time.  Actually I have no idea how much these posts take up at a time but you get the idea- I’m kind of awesome & this post is even awesomer b/c of the silly, head-scratchingly amusing, broken English Spam comments we bloggers get in our Spam filter.

I debuted this feature on 8/11 & I’ve gotten a few more terrific Spam comments since then.  Let’s get right to the action!

Our first Spammer extraordinaire comes to us from just outside of Dronten, in the Netherlands:

Woah this weblog is excellent i like reading your articles. Keep up the good paintings! You already know, lots of people are searching round for this info, you can help them greatly.

“Woah?”  Was that Noah’s brother?  “Keep up the good paintings?”  Thanks, will do, Ruud & in the meantime, you stay off the space cakes, you silly dyke-plugging windmill-lover.

Next up, comes a California Spammer from the lovely town of San Jose.  Actually, I have no idea if San Jose is lovely or not as I’ve never been there.  However, the Spam from there seems nice!:

beleave it or not this site wont get you any cash i learned it the hard way . You Probably heard of this “Offline Netspace thing” (not in BLogging) . I know Blogging is not bad if you are a great writer but wont it be better if you make 10x , 20x or maybe 50x more ! i cant give you all info here , if you are interrested join me here NOBODYSDEAD.COM feel free to contact me ;)

NOBODYSDEAD.COM, eh?  Sounds like a secret invitation to a heretofore unreleased indie horror flick!  “Dude, have you seen Nobody’s dead, yet?  I haven’t either but I heard it’s wicked & scary as hell!”  By the way, St. Joseph, if you’re not making any money, 10X, 20X, or even 50X nothing is…. um, nothing.  Go, Mathology!

Our third & last comment in Great Moments in Spam Comments comes from our ol’ buddy from the first edition of Great Moments.  The guy/gal from the place in France near the villages of Concizat & Pétillat:

 just want to say I am just all new to blogs and absolutely savored you’re blog. Almost certainly I’m going to bookmark your blog post . You certainly come with good articles and reviews. Many thanks for sharing with us your web page.

“Savored” my blog, hunh?  I do leave a nice little aftertaste in your mouth, don’t I, Jean-David?  Mmmmm.  Now be a good little frog & leave the money on the dresser.  Booyah.

And there ya have it, kidz! The second edition of Great Moments In Spam Comments.

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