A trifecta of teams’ news for you today. Man, I took the day off from work yesterday (9/6) because my sinuses were acting up pretty good & had all day to post something & I couldn’t get around ’til today (9/7) which is actually just before bed for me yesterday (9/6). Um, which is still actually “today” (9/6) at the moment for me. Got it? Good.
LSU
LSU -24 vs. Washington
Once again, we’re bringing a Tiger to a dog fight, so once again I like our chances…
Ok, I’ll start with the LSU stuff because I don’t near keep up with the daily ins & outs of the Tigers as I should. For all the immersion 24/7 of LSU football back home, I quite enjoy the sort of daily detachment I have from Da Tigahs up here in Anchorage. I certainly enjoy being detached from the nitpicking of the team.
Hope you’re not too hungry because this is your only Tasty Nugget of the week right here in LSU-Washington. I know, I know, “how the mighty have fallen!” “What is the world coming to?” “The Nuggetz ain’t what they used to be.” “The Nuggetz have gone ‘pop.’ ” And other sundry & assorted platitudes & clichés. But it is what it is these days.
So did you like over the summer how The Hat, who has a penchant for eating grass, kicked the Honey Badger off of LSU’s football team (though he just recently re-enrolled in school following finishing a portion of his rehab program) for chronic smoking of grass? Like how I used the double entendre pun with ‘chronic?’ Cunning linguists still aren’t impressed, however. Anyway, eating grass got rid of smoking grass all the while the grass in Tiger Stadium got soaked for Hurricane Isaac. So you can eat your grass, cut your grass, soak your grass & I think even lay your grass (another double entendre) but you just can’t smoke it. Speaking of things that are smoked, that will be the Huskies as the Mettenchrist still looks spotty but LSU has too many horses in the stable & too many Mastodons that bring Blood & Thunder on the D-line that offset LSU’s concerns in the secondary. But 24 points? I don’t know about 24 points… hope I’m wrong.
LSU 30, Washington 17
This is the kind of song that should be put as highlight music, not that dance-sounding crap
USMNT
The US national team faces Jamaica tonight/tomorrow night… damn it, on Friday. There. The mighty US of freaking A plays Jamaica away in Kingston on Friday night in their third CONCACAF second round group World Cup Qualifier & currently lead Group A on goal difference after two matches.
The US has never lost to Jamaica enjoying an 11-0-9 overall record, scoring 34 goals & allowing 12 in those 20 matches. The USA’s largest win ever was a 5-0 in a friendly against the Reggae Boyz on May 16th, 2002. Josh Wolff with 2, Clint Mathis, Landon Donovan, & DaMarcus Beasley were the goalscorers on that day.
The US also enjoyed a 5-1 win in 1999 but a draw is usually on the cards when the US travels to the isle of Jamaica & with key players Landon Donovan & Michael Bradley out with injuries & Clint Dempsey having not yet played in the EPL following his holdout with Fulham & subsequent transfer to Lasagnaham, I think I smell another draw. A draw wouldn’t be bad at this stage of qualification but if a draw is what’ll happen then that definitely means it is in the USA’s interests to get the full three points in the return match with Jamaica in Columbus, Ohio on Tuesday.
I couldn’t tell you who plays for Jamaica these days so I had to go to their wiki page just to even get a name. And looking at their recent roster, it’s no wonder I had trouble recalling any names. Only two players play in England & only one of those, Adrian Mariappa, plays in the Premier League for Reading. Although the other player who plies his trade in England, Nyron Nosworthy, has Premier League experience when he was at Sunderland.
But a national team in their home country, even in CONCACAF, is never to be taken lightly, so hopefully Jürgen Klinsmann will have the Yanks ready to play. I still think this match has 1-1 written all over it.
Prediction: Jamaica 1-USA 1
ARSENAL
Finally, a few Arsenal tidbits to end this post. We’ll start off with Andrei Arshavin turning down a move to Dinamo (or is it Dynamo?) Moscow. The Russian transfer window closed yesterday, so it looks like Arshavin will be staying with Gunners unless a domestic loan is worked out with somebody. Hey, doesn’t Liverpool need attackers? Get those knuckleheads on the phone & tell them we have a hot tip on a diminutive Russian attacker named Kennady Dalglishikov & then plop Arshavin down on their doorstep & get the hell out of Liverpool before we’re forced to hear Beatles songs. Ahhhh, the Beatles. Just like Liverpool- once great & completely overrated in my book.
On a curious note, Arsène Wenger has blocked a loan move for reserve/U21 player (that U21 thing will still take a little getting used to), Conor Henderson. The young Irish midfielder is coming off a knee injury that made him miss all of last season but there were several clubs that interested in his services on loan. However, Wenger has stated he wants to see Henderson’s development continue at the club but to the slight annoyance of Henderson. Henderson wants the chance to play first team football/soccer, a chance he obviously won’t get at Arsenal, so to keep him at the club & stick him in the reserves is a bit odd, even for Wenger. I’m not sure what to make of it really.
Finally, those who want some good news, here’s some about Steve Bould where Wenger is singing his praises for the defensive work we’ve done so far this season. The Arsenal blogosphere, myself included, has definitely noticed the how much better we look as an actual cohesive unit in defense these days & to a man have pretty much thought it was at least in part due to Steve Bould coming in as Wenger’s right hand man. The defense is so far the overlooked part (because “Arsenal can’t score anymore!” sells more papers) of the season & we’re the only club in the league, the entire football league not just the EPL, to have not conceded yet. Long may it continue & the likes of Adrian Derpham can sing the old “boring, boring Arsenal” songs all they want.
And, of course some “bad” news. Apparently Bacary Sagna might be the next Gunner to leave. Or not. Or maybe so. Or maybe not. He apparently made some comments in L’Equipe that can be construed as him being upset. Whatever. If he goes, he goes & if he stays, he stays. It ain’t rocket surgery. If he goes I’m sure we’ll just get some other right back from France or maybe move Francis Coquelin there permanently or promote Nico Yennaris from the reserves. I just can’t be bothered with this kind of shit anymore. If you want to go join the silverware parade at the Mancunster clubs or €hel$ki than go do it.
Anyway, hopefully my sinuses get better since Anchorage has a Mardi Gras fest in the fall tomorrow, er, this evening. Tonight. The 7th. Damn it. Friday evening. Whatever.